Alphalpha is homeless at the moment because his owner is too poor for a pencil case so he travels round in her pocket ;)
alphalpha can also be used for many diffrent things ;) like a ruler and other devices ;) like for chewing.
Aplahalpha is in love with a texta named lampada and she wears a sombrerro.
He is a muzza grey lead and he has a canaray yellow VL TURBO.
he wears a bum bag and has two mobile phones; one for the bros and one for the hos. guess which on he calls his mum on?
you guessed the bros ;D
Bell st macas bro. thats fully hectic.
Alphalapha likes long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners.