"Were sorry that people are just so jealous of us...but we can't help it that Alpha Chi Omega is so popular"
Here's to KKG, with their littled broken key
What the damn thing opens is a mystery to me.
Here's to KAT with their little busted kite
I wish to God the wind would blow it outta my sight!
Anchors to DG, throw 'em in the sea,
And I don't give a damn about the horny Alpha Phis!
I could wear the broken arrow of Pi Beta Phi,
but the only one for me is the lyre of Alpha Chi!
Don't rush the others...
"She's an Alpha Chi Omega."
"That's the girl I am going to marry one day..."
"I've heard of Alpha Chi Obesa...but that chick looks like a tri delt."
"Yeah but that one looks like a Phi Mu..."
"What about Alpha Chi Ho-mega?"
"Yeah..that chick over there really knows how to get down"
"But that one doesn't go out...she's kind of a nerd, actually"
"Ha..well, I've got it..Alpha Chi-oholics"
"Isn't every sorority girl an alcoholic?"
"What the hell is going on?...I feel like I'm in the twilight zone...I feel like someone took all of the sororities and mashed them together to make Alpha Chi Omega."