Top Definition
A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.
Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?

Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.

Sally: That's digusting.

Timmy: Agreed.
by Dandhi March 27, 2010

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