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Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.
Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.
by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005
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A song by Bowling for Soup That I would say almost everyone could relate to.
I aaallllmost had you,
but I guess that doesn't cut it.
I aaallllmost had you,
and I didn't even know it.
You kept me guessin'
and now I'm destined
to spend my time missin' you.
I almost wish you would've loved me too.
by Mustang GT May 09, 2005
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Failed potential.

To come to the brink of something beautiful but just fall short of it.
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A word that doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and goverment work. (Also associated with the words, "close," "nearly," and "just about.")
We almost made it.

I almost won the powerball.
by SZBOI September 14, 2010
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coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.
well i almost-
"BULLSHIT. yer such a pussy!"
by Madd Jester September 20, 2003
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Almosts refers to the age demographic that is not quite 21. Ranging from 18 to 21, this age groups is of the age to vote join the military but not allowed to Drink in many if not all US states. They are in college of building careers. They are adults on several benchmarks and are not on others. Almost 21, but not quite.
Where can we go where the Almosts hang out?
Chico has plenty of places for the Almosts and many of 21 hang there as well.
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It is supposed to mean "nearly" or "not quite", but alot of people would use it too mean "20+ mor minutes". in other words, "almost" can sometimes indicate a delay in a certain action.
"I'm almost finished cutting this man's hair, you're next!!"

20 minutes later:

"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"

"sorry. I'm done now"
by marcus903 March 29, 2016
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