A small town to the west of Ottawa, Canada. Located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, Almonte is a quaint place to visit. But not such a nice place to live. Generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. Like a stereotyped high school in a town.
"Why is that guy such a jackass?"
"He's from Almonte."