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1.
The sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there
That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.
by NotAlmondCao October 26, 2011
 
2.
A nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.
'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
by idealist102 March 17, 2011
 
3.
In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!
"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"
by Smart Ass 137 March 13, 2012
 
4.
(Al-mond) Pronounced: "All" "mund"
Verb. A term known for the feeling felt when combining Marijuana with Frangia (find meaning elsewhere).
"Man, I just wanna get 'Almond' right now."

or

"Did you see that girl's face, she was totally Almond."
"Yeah man, too much Frangia and Bud is never good."
by SAMFRANCANDLEEBAKE November 17, 2011
 
5.
Ben Almond of Ermysteds Grammar School in Skipton
Almond, Almond, Almond!
by Alan Iveson November 12, 2004
 
6.
By far one of the worst nuts in existence. Coming across an almond in a bag of trail mix is like the almond fucking you up the ass and not even giving you a reach around.
I ate that Almond, now my ass hurts.
by TheCashew March 16, 2006