Phone: CALL DROPPED
"FUCK ALLTEL, it is such BULLSHIT"
"So, Alltel sent me this shitty refurb phone that someone else probably dropped in their bathtub and they just held a hair dryer over it long enough to get the piece of shit to work."
Cust: yeah my phone doesnt work.. Why? fix it now!!
Rep: I would be more than happy to help u may I have your ten digit number?
Cust: No Mother Fucker fix it now! Why do you need my number? cant you just sprinkle some pixie dust on it and make it work?
Rep: Sir take it to the store have a good day. Click
Cust: Hello? Hello? i think he hng up on me.. 5 minutes later.. Hello?!?!