Top Definition
A man(or woman) who waits in a dark alley for a defenseless person to appear, and violently grabs them, and cuts them up(preferrably eats them)
defenseless lady: bye carl!
Carl: Jennete! Watch out for that alleygator!
Jannete: Where! Cops! Cops!
by _Snittles January 12, 2011

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