"doesnt help,just eats"
Allen eats too much, he doesnt help there.
by Jub Jubs June 02, 2013
Dick head who calls anorexic girls fat and grabs them when they try to leave
Allen is a dick

IKR? Did you see him grab his anorexic ex girlfriend?
by asdfghjklmmnnn January 12, 2013
One of the funniest guy ever. has the funniest laugh! Might be decieved as "gay" but actually just has a better additude than most guys, thus having mainly girl friends. Tipically a Filipino guy. Usually a guy who likes justin bieber. A camera whore. :D (:
OMG Allen's laugh is so funny.

I think Allen might be gay.

Allen's pretty cool but he doesn't have guy friends
by Choco_loves_candy October 23, 2011
A tiny japanese kid, also known as a 'Dawson' in some circles. he is a ninja with cock juggling.
"OMG IT'S SOOO FAST, IT'S LIKE 3 OR 4 SECONDS THEN IT'S GONE! - Allen
by Reuben W December 31, 2011
a little boy who will never grow up. he will continue to put people down and just shrug along for the rest of his life. he has no future, no hope of any sort of happiness. he will waste his life, alone, with only a bunch of cats and some really shitty weed, and no one will even miss him.
you: hey man, whats the answer to some question I have?
allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.

allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!

(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)
by rabbitfeetandlizards October 13, 2011
A poophead/ Buttface/ Turdnugget/ UNicorn/ Weirdo etc.
ALLENS A POOPHEAD!
by Emilee Ann! July 22, 2011

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