"doesnt help,just eats"
Allen eats too much, he doesnt help there.
the most amazing person in the world. someone who cares unconditionally about that special someone and will give up things for them. caring and i love him...
allen is kick ass : )
The most adorable little man in the world whose laughter is better than any antidepressant ever manufactured. He’s natively a very sweet and caring person who undervalues himself and allows the people he loves run all over him. Perhaps the most special person ever to walk the Earth, he can always be found smiling and being outwardly optimistic. To hug him is to feel warm and safe.
“I haven’t heard Allen laugh today. I think I think I need Prozac.”
“I just talked to Allen, now I feel like I can sleep soundly knowing that he’s okay.”
A sweet person. He doesn't make you feel special through words, but through actions. He can me perverted at times, but that's okay. Pretty hair and has the most adorable laugh in the world. He has the sexiest body. His eyes are beautiful. You will never get tired of Allen. Also once you have an Allen in your life, you won't be able to live without one.
"Woah, that guy's so awesome, who is he ?"
-"Ohh that's Allen."
1. Hot, tall, Filipino, with a lanyard, and is so hott that you can bake cookies on him!
Not a jerk, really sweet.
2. "Dream Guy"
Damn look at Allen. What a cutie.
Probably the sweetest guy you will ever talk to. He likes to take relationships slow. Once he finds the right girl everyone knows it. He won't ever talk about a girl like he does the one. He's loyal and will always put a smile on your face. He's not afraid to show everyone who his girl is. He's perfect in every way. You won't want to miss you on a chance with an Allen. If you loose the chance with him it won't be easy to find one like him again. So make everything with him count. He'll love you unconditionally until the end.
Allen, Boyfriend material? Hell yeah
Someone who is beyond perfect, the true meaning of AWESOME, it is said that aliens were created by one of the very first Allen's and that Angels make a very majestic humm whenever an Allen is around. The fart from an Allen is worth millions of dollars, and the semen however is worth billions. It is even said that if a woman were to swallow the semen of an Allen then she would live very prosperous for her life, or be extremely unlucky depending on the side of the throat it hit. The penis on an Allen does not have to be large in size, the name alone makes woman want more even if he is a small sized person (I feel sorry for that Allen). Lastly all Allen's roll "deep" meaning, if you F*** with one Allen, you just F***ed up.
Dude 1: Bro I want to bust a nut like a Allen, I bet its worth millions!!!
Dude 2: But dude, IT IS WORTH MILLIONS!!!
Dumb unlucky B***H 1: Man im sure his Allen cum hit me on the left side, im so F***ed for the rest of my life!!!
Dumb unlucky B***H 2: Well damn girl, this n***a must be shootin unlucky shots wit everybody!!
Alien 1: (In weird ass alien talk) I wonder who created us with these big ass penises with ALLEN tatooed on them??
Alien 2: Your an idiot.........
Black Allen: My muh f'n penis is big as shit!!!
Asian Allen: I not so lucky fren, but it still maka dem cum.
A fearless leader. An all around awesome guy. He writes songs about his girl on his guitar and he sings to her. He does a lot of special things like that.
Allen will love you to the moon and back. ♥