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22.
Sex Gods.

Walking, living breathing humans who are semi God-like. They are sort of like vampires because they entrance you with their ways and their voices. You will never want to not listen to their music. They're beautiful creatures.
Person A: Who's that?!?! They're amazing!!!
Person B: That's All Time Low. And yes, yes they are.
Person A: I think I'm in love. <3____________<3
by harryputter June 22, 2011
 
23.
one of the BESTEST bands 2 EVER exist, they're made up of Alexander William Gaskarth(lead singer & guitarist),Zachary Steven Merrick (bassist & back up singer),Jack Bassam Barakat (guitarist & back up singer),& Robert Rian Dawnson (he goes by Rian,he is the drummer) !!! they have AMAZING songz,they're AMAZING in concert(i no this from personal experience),& they were signed by Hopeless records in i believe 2006 !!! their 5 albums are Three words to remember when dealing with the end,The Party Scene,Put up or Shut up,So Wrong It's Right,& Nothing Personal(in order from oldest 2 newest) !!! They're an amazing group full of talented,sexy,friendly guyz(:
Lindsey: who is the best band in the world?
Me: All Time Low for sure !!!
Lindsey: Really? I thought it was We The Kings.
*me smacking Lindsey*
Me: You are stupid,never say that again, All Time Low will forever be the BEST !!!

hehe(:
by i love All Time Low November 15, 2009
 
24.
A really terrible band. Obviously talentless. Another band who got famous by being worshipped by thousands of screaming 13 year old girls who think they're "sexii." Or what ever variation of the word attractive little girls like to use these days. All Time Low play some awful concoction of pop and emo kid music. Its the same shit you hear in Hot Topic.

A suggestion to parents who catch their children listening to such nonsnse-
When catching the child, dont bother yelling at them. Just punch them square on the nose and take the music away.
Pre-pubescent girl- Wanna hear a joke?
Mother- Sure!
Girl- Whats the best band ever?
Mother- Hmmm. I dont know, what?
Girl- All Time Low of course! They're so 'sexii!'
Mother- Wanna hear my joke?
Girl- Sure.
Mother- Slap bitch!
'Mother slaps young girl and drags her into the kitchen where she dismembers a finger for bringing such dishonor to her household'
by NiggermcJew January 23, 2010
 
25.
Sell outs.
Cassy: I miss the old All time low. I loved put up or shut up.
Rachael: Yea,they sold out. Nothing personal blows.
by sidekicksblowsforsure July 26, 2009
 
26.
Songs that all sound exactly the same, "hot" bandmembers, and just a pinch of teenage angst.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.

Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.
Teenage girl 1: ZOMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW THEY'RE THE BEST EVER.
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!
by DeathByChocolatezz January 08, 2010
 
27.
not the "best band everrrrr omg"
why? they did not write ONE song on their new cd,
nothing personal?
very personal.

i wish they were the way they used to be.
back in the put up or shut up days.
all time low is the new fall out boy ;)
by Rachelle! September 14, 2009
 
28.
Used to be way cool back in their Put Up Or Shut Up days.
Now they are trying to sell to the mainstream too much.
I still love them.

And it seems that 49582356 more people I know like them and say they are there biggest fan after Nothing Personal.

Come on guys.
):
Me: All Time Low is starting to let me down ):
My other friend: I used to love them. Now it's All Time Blow- Personal.
by alltimeblow-nothingpersonal August 26, 2009