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Alin descents from the famous dictator Stalin, but is more closely related to an “Alin” which is the reproductive organ of a female jelly-fish. These deep-sea jellyfishes live in the Mariana Trench, relating in a poor development of eye-sight, and weird torture fetishes. Alin is consider in the same family of animals as Smurfs, Goblins and Sea-horses, and are considered to be weak, and incapable of defending itself. Characteristics of an Alin:
- Pale white skin. - A deep voice, that makes you feel like cutting the “Alin”’ throat. - A obsession of telling bad jokes. |
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Descendant of the great titan Atlas. Founder of Stalinskaya vodka. Hung like a horse. Loves to smoke ganja and is an all around G. Man... Let's do something cool! You feel like pulling an Alin?
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