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A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.
Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.
by bubba May 04, 2004
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The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?

Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
by Tempted November 10, 2007
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The act of waking up naked on your bathroom floor in a puddle of your own stool and vomit after a night of heavy drinking.
His mother found him following an alien abduction, so she washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.
by sixtoe March 18, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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