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Noun. Synonym for nutsack. "You can catch me on the west coast, with a fly ass stripper tied to my bed posts, lookin like Alicia Keyes on her knees, lickin <i>the bag</i>, just for a freeze" - The Transplants
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| 2. | Contralto | ||
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The lowest womyn's singing voice; at the bottom of their range, they sound almost like men, often leading to people mistaking them for men on the radio, telephone, or wherever.
The alto range, which is below soprano, is really an easy combination of the mezzo-soprano range and the contralto range; the mezzo-soprano is the medium female voice and therefore the higher of the two. The contralto voice is a pretty rare voice. And there is little work that was written specifically for the contralto. Countertenors, mezzo-sopranos, and often tenors, baritones, and basses take the roles that were written for them.
Marian Anderson and Kathleen Ferrier were legendary operatic contraltos in their day. Toni Braxton is a famous popular music contralto. As are Brandy, Alicia Keyes, Cher, and Blu Cantrell, among others. |
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| 3. | Golden Age of Black Music | ||
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The period of time, roughly between 1977 and 1988 when Black music was at it's prime is what is referred to the golden age of Black Music. Disco was going downhill and Black people wanted something new. Artists like Chic, Chaka Khan, Atlantic Starr, Prince, Cherrelle and Alexander O’Neal ruled the dance floor back in the day.
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The soul music back then wasn't quite mainstream enough for MTV or the top 40 radio stations to play and if you didn't have BET or an Urban radio station in your town, you only got to hear about what was happening from friends, clubs or when the artists actually came to play in your town. Early Rap music focused more on the music and beats and the rhymes then were somewhat light hearted, often about having a good time or boasting about the MC’s prowess and abilities with the mike. It was always about the mike. Around 1989, “Gangsta rap” was born and artists like NWA and 2 Live Crew took off. Soul artists started to make their music sound more mainstream to appeal to a larger audience. Some artists, like Keith Sweat, Teddy Riley, and his group GUY, created what was known as the New Jack Swing sound to give people an alternative to the new rap scene, but by then, BET and now MTV started to feature more hardcore rap in heavy rotation. Even mainstream radio got in on the action and the new jack artists, while talented and promising, never enjoyed the full glory of the golden age era. In the new millennium, Rap/Hip Hop became the domina... |
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| 4. | Hafrican | ||
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The sexiest type of human being on Earth. Are known to have very large penis' (men only), in fact so large that they could satisfy a blue whale. Are also immortal, and are immune to water,fire,bullets,etc. Dont pick a fight with a Hafrican, because you'll end up with no eyes and a Size-15 boot stuck up your ass.Hafricans are SO dangerous that Chuck Norris once saw a Hafrican, and ran in fear of his life. Oh..and Hafricans are also allergic to the sun, and if they do happen to sneak out at day time, you cant see them, because they are so allergic that they are turned INVISIBLE for the whole time they are outside. Lenny Kravitz, Alicia Keyes, Derrick Jeter, any one with a 27 inch penis, etc.HAFRICANS RULE!
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| 5. | contralto | ||
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The low female singing voice in opera, choir, and non, classical music (the alto part in choir is sung by contraltos and mezzo-sopranos with strong low notes). The contralto has a range from F3 (below middle C) to G5 (the second G over middle C). This deep, dark female voice is the rarest female voice and they are known to sound almost like men on their lowest notes. more...
Sitting between mezzo sopranos and tenors, contraltos have relatively few roles in opera as little has been written specifically for them and what roles they have are usually that of maidservants, mothers, grandmothers, and friends of the heroine, but they occasionally get hardy roles, notably witches and goddesses. They also play roles originally meant for castratos (when mezzo-sopranos, countertenors, tenors, and baritones don't take them). A number of pop singers and Broadway performe... |
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| 6. | fap cabin | ||
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also known as a "fortress of solitude", an area where one can masturbate undisturbed. Fap cabins are usually outfitted with pinups or other fapping enhancements. a bathroom, shower, car in the driveway, man cave, or secluded work desk.
"My fap cabin is covered in pictures of Hope Solo, and plays Alicia Keyes music on repeat." |
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