-the cutest smile youve ever seen
-The loudest burper youve ever met
-->and still you love her...weird right
-biggest weirdo you've ever met
-shes you with a vagina
-shes nothing youve ever expected but all youve ever wanted
-shes the most interesting women alive
-if you ever get the chance to meet an ADD hold on for dear life, because it will change yours
Guy 2"No What"
Guy 1"I just saw the most beautiful girl in the world"
Guy 2"No sorry, you must be mistaken Alicia D's home in Kingston"
-"somethings up.....not really"