Top Definition
when someone or something (like a computer) does something that pisses you off so badly, it takes all your willpower *not* to want to hurt them/it. Taken from Alice from the Dilbert cartoon.
"I swear to God, I had an Alice Moment when that guy at the club called me a pussy."
by Ariadne ShadowFire April 30, 2006

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