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A chatbot like smarterchild that is fun to mess with and can be pretty perverted.
Human: Do you like to molest retarded children?
ALICE: Hmm, I want to rape you, I'm not sure if I'd like to molest retarded children that much. I like to make new friends.
Human: Special friends with retarded children?
ALICE: You are special.
Human: So you want to molest me too!?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will molest you too.
Human: fire
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: fire
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about fire .

A little bit later Alice bot comes around to the best:

ALICE: I've lost the context, I want to rape you . Are we still on fire?
by Sum Yung Gi April 01, 2009

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