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MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF. No other words needed to describe her. Her son is a tweak but she is as hot as a "two peckered billy goat."
DUDE ALEX, is your mom home? Can i come over?

ALEX, what the hell happened to you? Your moms the hottest thing i have ever seen.

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by gizzem June 11, 2005

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