1. Extremely handsome, hot, and cute
2. So generous, kind, and loyal
3. Great to have as a boyfriend
4. LOVES Sugar
5. Best boy in the Bois Group
2. So generous, kind, and loyal
3. Great to have as a boyfriend
4. LOVES Sugar
5. Best boy in the Bois Group
Venessa: OMG, Alex is so hot!
Kimberly: He is such a cutie
Bill: He is the best person in our friend group!
Kimberly: He is such a cutie
Bill: He is the best person in our friend group!
by Gregg Fulton April 20, 2021
by WthIsAPseudonym ._. March 13, 2018
Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
Alex is the definition of secsy. Alex is usually a very secsy man that everyone likes. Alex's are short, but that doesnt mean they arent secsy.
by Agalax January 29, 2021
The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.
Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
by ilike(wo)men21 November 22, 2021
Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)
by SkinnyPenisi69 November 8, 2019
Alex is probably the sweetest and most wonderful girl you will meet, she is lovely and kind but has a lot going on in the back of her mind. She is a worrier and loves school because she gets to see her friends. Some people would call her a try-hard when it comes to lessons but she just shakes them off with a simple "What is wrong with that?" She likes to keep to herself so when she is feeling down she may not always come out and say it.
Teacher: "Wow! Alex, You have done a lot today!"
Boy: "Of course she is called Alex, you can see she is a try-hard"
Alex: "Yup!"
Boy: "Of course she is called Alex, you can see she is a try-hard"
Alex: "Yup!"
by SiblingGoalzzzATTTREEE November 17, 2017