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Usually a girl, an only child. Often tells sob stories of how miserable her life is to get the pity of normal kids. Pretends to know everyone on the planet even though all her "friends" thinks she can be annoying. Best described sexually as a "virgin slut" or a "prude skank". Often trying to appear pure even though she is hiding the fact that she is often penetrated more that a Charles Manson murder victim. She talks bad about any guy who doesn't agree to "keep it secret" or "go steady with" and she often does her best to corrupt the reputations of those she has sour feelings for.
That manhole in the street is probably tighter than that Aleenah I had last night
by rascally September 08, 2010

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