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When one ditches his friends to think he is gonna get some at a party only to go home and watch porn and fuck his pocket pussy while sticking a vibrating toothbrush up his ass.
Guy 1: Dude, I think im gonna go to this party at 5

Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.
by PeoplethatactuallyrideBMX November 12, 2010
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