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Aldbury is a small village near Tring in Hertfordshire. It is mainly occupied by a few elderly crack heads.
There are 2 pubs where a night with a badger isn't only a fantasy for these lost locals.
There are stories of a dark Prince that once lived in Aldbury, The locals chased him away because he was dark and not related to anyone else in the village.
Stories say he still lives there, undercover.. In someone's shed probably, selling rocks.
The area is dangerous at night, there have been murders there.
This village is littered with used needles and tampons but it remains defiant, strong and inbred.
by Badger's kneecaps March 18, 2013