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Albiotard 

A type of mountain bike rider that frequents Albion "Hills" trail system near Toronto, Canada, that believes all trails should be sanitized for beginner riders and boring for experienced riders by removing obstacles or advanced features on trails making it easier to ride..
The rocks and tree stumps have been moved from the bike trail yesterday, I guess the Albiotards were busy making nature safe for everyone.

Ah man, some Albiotard took out the ramp and rocks I built up on the trail last night
Albiotard by Bikin the likin August 30, 2011
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
Best person ever and the most outgoing girl you ever meet. She is funny nice and unique. You will be surprised when you get to know her, she has a great personality.
Alirose is the sweetest!
alirose by Unerstalic May 14, 2018
Albiona is a very kind person, very lovely and beautiful. An amazing and successful woman. Dreams and believes in herself. Never give up. She deserves the world. Never stop fighting and never forget you have a pure soul.
Look at her! She’s beautiful who is she?
Oh that. That’s Albiona she is indeed amazing!
Albiona by albanian.woman November 23, 2021

Albino Justin Bieber 

You can spot an AJB by their long, blond, Justin Bieber like hair. If they don't have a #10 jersey, it's not him
That Albino Justin Bieber isn't playing very well

Albino Peacock 

This is when you spray a stonking great jizz-bomb all over your lady-friend's back and it kinda fans out like a peacock's tail.
Rooster: "Hey, Cletus! Check out the killer Albino Peacock I done sprayed all over your sister's back!"

Cletus: "Rooster, you A-hole! Mary-belle's your sister too!"
Albino Peacock by SPOO Inquisitor October 23, 2013

albino koi

A tampon left floating like a dead fish in the toilet, usually left by dirty tramps with no bathroom wastebasket.
My roomate Missy left me an albino koi in the toilet, boy it sure did taste salty!
albino koi by michael lowe May 25, 2007