2.) A gorrilla-like creature that thinks it is human. Usually from Colombia these moronic beings think themselves better than others. In reality these thugs are thought of as the scum that sticks to your shoe and doesn't come off easily.
3.) A form of retardation that inhibits kindness for other people.
4.) A kiss-ass
"Eww I got some Alberto on my foot and it won't come off."
"Did you hear what that guy said yesterday? Its so mean only an Alberto would speak such words."
"The poor girl her newborn boy has Alberto syndrome because she did drugs while she was pregnant."
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.
alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.
2. adjective - something totally lame
Dude 2: It's cuz he's so awesome.
Dude 1: *trips*
Dude 2: That was so Alberto.
"Yeah, that's Alberto! <3 "