Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked
Albert , nuff said
by El'Bobert March 09, 2010
1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.
prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;
by KWINHnotKWIN August 30, 2008
An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.

An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!

Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
by EE3-Bro's-bro December 08, 2009
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