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Badass villain from the Resident Evil series who wears sunglasses all the time and bitchslapped Claire Redfield. Wanted complete global saturation.
*Albert Wesker bitch slaps Claire Redfield* Ooh, Wesker knows how to treat the ladies!
by DAT-ASS January 17, 2013
 
1.
In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.
Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.
by vaati000 August 29, 2008
 
2.
The central villain of the Resident Evil series of video games. Albert Wesker was introduced as a secondary character in the original game, being the traitorous captain and founder of the Raccoon City Police Department's Special Tactics and Rescue Squad (S.T.A.R.S.) and was subsequently killed at the end of the game. Due to his unexpected popularity, Wesker was brought back in Resident Evil Code: Veronica as the new villain of the series, and it was discovered by the S.T.A.R.S. that he had caused everything from his own apparent "death" to the destruction of the Umbrella Corporation. He remains at large.
After a long search for their missing team mates, Barry and Jill had gone their seperate ways. Albert Wesker stayed, crouched in the balcony even after their departure, wondering how he could have let all of his careful planning fall to shit.
by Harry Hastings August 05, 2006
 
3.
The pure eptiome of evil and badassery. People don't recognize the fact that he's an ultra douchebag, since they're blinded by his super badassery.

The badass who wears shades at night, and actually looks good doing it.

Related to Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Robert Patrick(the T-1000 from Terminator 2)

Often schemes up evil plots that involve

COMPLETE.
GLOBAL.
SATRUATION.
hraaaaggh.

Will kick your ass.

Often called Wesker
Albert Wesker can beat Sephiroth in an arm wrestle any day of the week.

HOLY SHIT! WESKER JUST FALCON PUNCHED AN OLD GUY THROUGH THE CHEST! FUCKING EPIC!
by The Great Cornholio!! June 22, 2009
 
4.
Albert Wesker made his first appearance in the original Resident Evil as the commander of the fictional S.T.A.R.S. law-enforcing task force and leader of the Alpha Team division. He appears through the course of the game as a non-playable character assisting whichever main character the player is controlling (Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine) by making sporadic appearances. As the player goes further into the game, evidences begin to appear in the mansion's underground laboratory implicating Wesker as a member of the Umbrella research staff that worked in the mansion prior to the outbreak. Wesker eventually reveals to the main character that he was ordered by his superiors at Umbrella to lure his S.T.A.R.S. subordinates into the mansion, using them as test subjects against the mutated creatures in the mansion to gather battle data. However, he is either: seemingly killed by the Tyrant creature he unleashes before the final battle; or found dead at the lab's control room next to a self-destruct mechanism.

His next appearance was in Resident Evil Code: Veronica, where he appears as an agent working for an unnamed secret organization against Umbrella. He reveals in the fictional documentary, Wesker's Report, that he survived his apparent death in the first game by injecting himself beforehand with an experimental virus provided to him by his former colleague William Birkin. The virus brought him back to life, augmenting him with superhuman strength and agility, but at the expense of his humanity. He appears thorough the latter half of Code: Veronica confronting his former subordinate, Chris Redfield and the game's antagonist, Alexia Ashford.

Wesker then appears in Resident Evil Zero and Resident Evil 4 as a conspirator manipulating events from behind the scenes. He is a central character in Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles, where he appears as a playable character in several of the game's scenarios, expanding upon events alluded to in early games, as well as his involvement in Umbrella's downfall after the events of Code: Veronica and his development in Resident Evil 4. Wesker is voiced by Richard Waugh in Resident Evil Code: Veronica, Umbrella Chronicles, Resident Evil 4, and Resident Evil Zero; and Peter Jessop voices the character in the 2002 remake of the first Resident Evil game.

Wesker's character was adapted by Sony Pictures for the 2007 film Resident Evil: Extinction. Played by Jason O'Mara, this version of Wesker is the head of the Umbrella Corporation. He runs Umbrella's operations from behind the scenes, holding meetings via hologram with his underground board of directors in an undisclosed location in Tokyo, Japan.

"Hehehe, she must like me." Albert Wesker.
by Rebecca_Chambers July 10, 2008
 
5.
The muthafucka that is hard as hell to kill on Resident Evil 5.
"Ive been playing this level all fucking day and I still can beat Albert Wesker!!"
by DezzT February 25, 2010
 
7.
A stupid ass mofo that fucking pulls matrix bullshit on you before shooting black dicks at you,while yelling CHRIS,Chriiis! or CHRIS!!!
Chris:God i sure am glad we killed wesker
Albert Wesker:CHRIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Oceanisgayforthemen June 25, 2009