He's the man, man. A Stanford drop-out, Cota is known for his catchphrase "mi hito", the echoes of which terrorize his students like Bane terrorizing Gotham, or a dick terrorizing a vagina during a rape. When shit is not serious, he's the man. When shit is serious, he's still the man. Even lets you choose your best friend for the week. Gives you life lessons, and makes you feel sorry for yourself. He rubs his eyebrow like a horny bastard. Fuckin A, man. Cota's the bomb.
Student 1: Oh shit, it can't be...
Cota: Mi hito!
Student 2: Fuck, I just had a period in my penis.
Damn dude, she be blowing your dick like a Albert Cota rubbing his eyebrow.