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When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber. S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER! S: Okay Alber...we have to go home. A: Just pick me up later. S: ...awww fuck. |
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| 2. | alber | ||
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a legendary half cat half girl that is said to stalk the streets asking sex ed questions from its victims. its signature calls are meow and meerr and recently GURP! IF U SEE THIS DEADLY CREATURE BE WARNED IT IS VEEERRRY DANGEROUS! that alber asked me what a clit was! i barely survived!
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