'''Albanians''' are a Turkic
people who entered Europe during the Late Middle Ages
, as refugees, mercenaries and settlers for the Ottoman Empire in order to increase the presence of Turkic Muslims
in South-East Europe. They later achieved "independence"(a joke as they were always treated just like other Turks by the Sultan). The modern-day Albanian state is the poorest, most backward, and most violent in Europe. Albanians infest other countries such as Serbia, Greece and Italy. Many dream of a ''Greater Albania'', which would encompass most of Eastern Europe. Some laughably claim to be the descendants of the ancient Illyrians
, a people with who they share nothing whatsoever in common.
Man #1:Oh look Albanians are squatting next door!
Man #2:Time to sell up and leave then I guess.
Man #1:When you're right, you're right.
1)One of my most ancient cultures in the world. Descendants of the Illyrians. Known for women with beautiful black eyes and amazing curves.
2)The most unique language in the world. It does not branch from anything. It is enriched by great literary figures such as Ismail Kadare and Ndre Mjeda.
3) Brave and happy person
4)Good dancer and swimmer
The Albanian landscape is the true paradise of nature.
I love it when you whisper "Te Dua" in Albanian
THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
they are kind and caring.
if u hate them no one gives a shit because we have lives.
It is the most beautiful place in the whole world.
if u never went there then u are missing out.
ALL ALBANIANS ARE AMAZING
Descendants of the Illyrians and Pelasgians. They own the land of Present day Albania,Kosovo,Macedonia,Greece, and Serbia. They are the kindest people by letting serbian and greek immigrants work on their land and take care of their donkeys.
Hey that serb and greek are kissing that dude's feet.
Nah man that's not just any dude it's an ALBANIAN
Some pretty awsome people, usually have accents, they usually have many cousins, and are soccer fanatics.
Person 1: Man, those people are cool.
Person 2: Yeah, the Albanians.
Person 1: Wow, I wish I was that!
Illegal immigrant scum who hang around European railway stations, trying to con or steal small change from travellers buying train tickets from ticketing machines.
This nice man wants to help me buy a train ticket.
No he's an Albanian, he just wants to steal 50 cents from you.
they go harder then Italians ever will . They are defintion of a true gangsters . If you think different then you could leave because whe know we are the shit! They usually live in New York and not all of them are in K-mob only the unmarried ones are. They cook five star meals and have good girls no hos! They are clean and respectful overall nice people and are too good for any other religions.
Standards= Pretty Clean & organized not a ho!
Albanian girls should know how to cook
Albanian guys = Party Hard and have nice cars most are respectful
Shqiptar from Shqiperia Land of Eagles.
for the fucking idiot above albania is not part of Baltics you ignorant sick son of a bitch nigger.
Mr Gekko is Albanian and you can kiss his ass just like your momma told you.