|1.||Alaskan short fuse|
Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.
Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago