Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.
by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010
The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2011