The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.
Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.
by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010
Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.
by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010