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A pro gamer who goes around on online games owning noobs and violating them through anal rape. The Alaskadamn's 1337 stills go way beyond the comprehension of the noobs often making them shout things like "GTFO" and "OMG HACKER". These are often respond too with "Fuck you" and "I raped your ass". When Alaskadamn logs in noobs often dont even know what hit them.
Noob: Yay im winning! Oh no Its ALASKADAMN! FUCKING HELL, HES RAPING ME ;_;
by Godot15 January 29, 2008

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