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The most novel state in the United States.
What? You're from ALASKA? No one lives there!
by An Alaskan, lol July 04, 2009
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A state that boarders Canada to the east. It is known for snow, sled dogs, and sled dog racing.
I have never been to Alaska, but my cousins in Canada have.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Basically a guy licking a girl's vaginal area with a scotch or vodka ice cube.
Eric gave is girl Lily a nice alaska and she had her period in his mouth. Unfortunately, she sent him her stds too.
by Take a lucky guess May 03, 2008
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Where a person chews up ice to make their mouth cold and performs oral sex for another person.
She gave him an Alaska with the ice from her Big Gulp.
by Kristen September 08, 2004
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A realm in between this dimension and a plane of existance filled with pure destructive horror. This other world shall be known as PlaneX. This fissure in the space/time dimension wall is the source of all negative thoughts, emotions and consequently actions. The lack of light for extended periods of time and frigid temperatures have been attributed to the off kilter rotation of the earth in relation to the sun. It is in fact due to the contamination of being in contact with PlaneX emanations for long periods of time. The effects of these emanations do not spread equally across distance but rather in a seemingly malificently intelligent manner. Further research is being conducted. Any trip to alaska is highly advised against.
"Its been a shitty day alaska's really fucking with me."

"Alaska told me to..."
-a quotation from a psychotic man caught genetically enginering an army of super squirrel children hybrids
by Dustin n Leo May 20, 2008
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Alaska Is a super sexy girl. Sweet but Mean. Shes loyal to her friends. Has an amazing body and doesnt mind showing it off. Alaska is the best kisser ever. Basically alaska Is another word for super Sexy
Wow that girl is Alaska
by BaadBXTCH69 September 08, 2015
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Shittiest state in the union. Alaskans carry themselves with and undeserved sense of accomplishment and superiority. Before I begin I'll tell you I lived there for a year (six months in the villages and six months in Anchorage and the valley) because of my work and that I have seen all the state has to offer and I'll list what those are here today. Alaska has the highest rape and sexual assault rate in North America. The average victim age was 16, 46% of these were referred for prosecution, with only about half resulting in convictions. So around 25% of those who committed sexual assault or rape will ever see jail time. This is believed to represent only a fraction of abuse actually committed in trooper jurisdiction. Still, Alaska has had the nation's highest per capita occurrence since 1995. According to statewide figures for 2003 and 2004 alone, there were 89 rapes per 100,000 people, almost three times the national average of 32 per 100,000. Alaska is also home to drunks, meth heads, child abusers, incestuous villages (incest is actually encouraged in most northern villages because of the low population), conservative gun wielding nut jobs, hunters, and of course xenophobic morons. People here are openly racist and loathe anyone who does not believe what they believe or feel how they feel. I've lived all over the U.S. including the south and I can safely say Alaska is the shittiest state in the union and that you would find far more tolerance in rural Alabama then in any part of Alaska. So I guess if you enjoy months of boredom, hating people with different ideas or a different culture, expensive shitty grass, meth heads out the wazoo, mosquitoes the size of your thumb, drunk driving accidents, rape, over zealous Christians everywhere (I've seen them in public schools, on sidewalks, on public buses, in native villages, even outside of an opposing religions church! And they're all ready to tell you you're going to hell if you don't worship their god), and child molesters then this is the place for you! Fuck Alaska and Fuck the morons who live here.
People come here for the mountains, people stay because they are addicted to meth and enjoy molesting their daughters. Oh and if you don't believe me or are considering moving up there I recommend you look up the info for yourself and you'll be amazed people were stupid enough to move to hell aka alaska.
by Glad I escaped from hell July 16, 2009
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