way tha fuck out in tha middle of nowhere. its part of the united states, but everyone forgets about it.
man, take a trip to alaska and never come back.
The worst state in the United States. Most people who live here are: 1. Born here and never move. 2. Are forced to live here either because of the military or because they are under 18 and have insane parents who make them live in this shithole. Most people walk around carrying a gun and spouting how they think alaska's "LIKE TOTES AMAZING AND WE CAN LIKE SHOOT EVERYTHING AND ITS LIKE 40 DEGREES BELOW ZERO BUT ITS LIKE TOTAL PARADISE! OMG LIKE TOTALLY!!!"
Alaska is the worst place ever.
by Invader Rose Tyler March 05, 2013
A person (who may be male or female) who is deeply impulsive, and will act entirely on a whim. They probably smoke, and are pretty unpredictable. Often veer between being the life of the party and silent and thoughtful. Have a brilliant taste in literature.

For more, see Looking For Alaska by John Green.

DFTBA
1: Who's that diving into the lake?
2: That's Jay, she's so impulsive.
1: Dude, she is such an Alaska.
by Rhetorikally September 26, 2010
America's Hair Flowing in the Wind!!!
Alaska is, indeed, America's Hair Flowing in the Wind.
by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009
A state that boarders Canada to the east. It is known for snow, sled dogs, and sled dog racing.
I have never been to Alaska, but my cousins in Canada have.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
A realm in between this dimension and a plane of existance filled with pure destructive horror. This other world shall be known as PlaneX. This fissure in the space/time dimension wall is the source of all negative thoughts, emotions and consequently actions. The lack of light for extended periods of time and frigid temperatures have been attributed to the off kilter rotation of the earth in relation to the sun. It is in fact due to the contamination of being in contact with PlaneX emanations for long periods of time. The effects of these emanations do not spread equally across distance but rather in a seemingly malificently intelligent manner. Further research is being conducted. Any trip to alaska is highly advised against.
"Its been a shitty day alaska's really fucking with me."

"Alaska told me to..."
-a quotation from a psychotic man caught genetically enginering an army of super squirrel children hybrids
by Dustin n Leo May 20, 2008
A nickname for someone cold and between worlds, thus questioned by people because of their abstract, heavy, and fanciful ponderings.
"Stephanie says that she wants to know why she's given half her life to people she hates now. Stephanie says, when answering the phone, 'What country shall I say is calling from across the world?' But she's not afraid to die. The people all call her Alaska. Between worlds so the people ask her, 'cause its all in her mind. Its all in her mind. Stephanie says that she wants to know why it is though she's the door she can't be the room. Stephanie says--but doesn't hang up the phone--'What sea shell she is calling from across the world?' But she's not afraid to die. the people all call her Alaska. Between worlds so the people ask her, 'cause its all in her mind. It's all in her mind. She asks you is it good or bad. It's such an icy feeling. It's so cold in Alaska. It's so cold in Alaska. It's so cold in Alaska."
-The Velvet Underground, Stephanie Says
by Dan Copulsky July 31, 2006
The amazing awesome hint to Janessa Holway's birthday present.
I'll give you a hint to your amazing gift! Alaska.
by Harah Homonymn April 07, 2009

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