when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night
"You look tired girlfriend!"
"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"
"High five sistah!"
your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.
jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.
When you plan on sleeping in, but get woken up many hours earlier than expected to find that you are jizzing all over yourself after having a saucy dream about an eager young gymnast.
10:45pm: "Tomorrow, I shall awaken at noon!"
8:17am: "Hnng! Aww...damn alarm cock!"
The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.
The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.
An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.
Batteries not needed.
there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays
when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep
that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.
I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.