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A tall girl with an immense appetite for smoking weed. She will sleep with you if you give her a joint. Or a toke on a joint. Or a cigarette paper. Or nothing at all (providing you are male and have a pulse)
Always up for a laugh and remaining cool headed in a tight spot (probably cos she is so stoned) she is a good mate and won't ever piss you off with hyperactive babble or neurotic rantings. Don't tell her you have any cheese in the fridge - or it will be gone. Actually - play it safe and don't let on a bout the fridge at all. No worries about her wandering into the kitchen and seeing it - she is too stoned to bother without the promise of cheese. Overall a top chick. Where'd the cheese go??? Damn, you had Alanta round again??
Guy 1 - " I slept with Alanta last night. " Guy 2 -"No way!! I slept with her the night before!!" Guy 3 - "Really? She slept with my brother thursday night." Guy 1 - "You mean you HAVEN'T slept with her???" Guy 3 - "Of course I have... I slept with her this morning." Friend - " I think I've got enough weed Alanta. There's an ounce here for the weekend!!" Alanta -"Thats great mate. Where's yours??" |
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