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1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.

2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
"How much money did you make today dude?"

"Alan money"

"That bad huh?"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 17, 2006
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1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.

2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.
"How much money did you make today dude?"

"Alan money"

"That bad huh?"
by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 14, 2006
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