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6.
In an Alabama three way, three men get each other close to cumming via anal sex. They then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a penis to head circular'ish configuration, laying down. Finally, each smacks his own cock against the forehead of another until he cums, spewing semen plus a frothy mix of leftover anal lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees' faces.
During a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, Rick Saintwhoreman, Mittens and Salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. When she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night's vigorous Alabama Three Way congress.
by ZentaiKitty February 26, 2012
 
1.
A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.
The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).
by IwishIwereStephenColbert February 26, 2012
 
2.
Sexual intercourse between three individuals that are related by a maximum distance of second cousin.

Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)

Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.
"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three way" -Kyle Whitmire, Weld for Birmingham
by Chief O'Chuggabeer February 25, 2012
 
3.
A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.
"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"
by Senator Ricky February 25, 2012
 
4.
Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.
My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.
by jestill February 28, 2012
 
5.
A sex act involving three old white guys.
"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way"
by Leap Day William February 27, 2012
 
7.
Sexual intercourse involving three people (2 men and 1 woman) in which the two men are facing the woman and vice versa. This is to show the woman respect, as the male citizens of the great state of Alabama do daily (thus the name). As a result, "doggy style" is never used in this threeway. Possible positions include: one man engaging the woman in sex in the missionary position while the other man is receiving a blowjob from the woman, or the woman (while on her back) is being anally penetrated by one man, while the other is on top of her in the missionary position. There are other positions involving the woman being on top of one of the men, but it is important that all male parties are facing the woman at all time. Otherwise the proper amount of respect is not being shown. Ejaculating on the woman's face is generally done, but not mandatory.
"Kevin and Dave came over for an Alabama Threeway last night, but I nearly kicked Dave out when he tried to go in from behind. Doesn't he know I'm a lady?"
by BJ and the Bear February 29, 2012