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An Alabama cocktail is when you go behind the shed or to the family barn with a male, blood relative and very slowly undo their pants and jack them off till they are fully erect. Then you proceed to stick their fully erect phallus in your mouth. You swirl their dick in your mouth till its nice and wet, and then gently begin to rim your asshole with it. For the best effect your poop-cutter should be unwashed and freshly used. After getting a fair amount of your excrement on your brother/dad/uncle's pecker, you stick it back in your mouth and suck until they ejaculate.
Alan's mother: Hey Alan, want to go to the barn and give me an Alabama cocktail? I haven't had one since yesterday.
by Lue Anne January 24, 2008

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