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When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.
"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"
by Peppermintz1212 August 28, 2009

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