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6. Alabama Hotpocket
When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
1. alabama hotpocket
shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube
Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.
2. Alabama Hotpocket
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
3. alabama hotpocket
a guy shits in a girls vagina, then fucks her.
dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.
4. Alabama HotPocket
The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.
After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.
5. Alabama Hotpocket
While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
7. Alabama HotPocket
When a person take shit and jerk off with it.
Jack came in the room after he did a Alabama HotPocket
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