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2.
a black mans wang that has a mind of its own, and can open doors and be used as an alarm clock to wake people up.
Nigels Alabama Black Snake came into my room this morning and told me that it was time to get my ass up.
by Atari March 30, 2003
 
1.
A giant black dick that is the size of a small child. A very talented, intellegent, powerful cock.
After the Alabama Black Snake woke me up, he poured me a cup of coffee.
by Slater March 30, 2003
 
3.
giant african americans dick,black guys wang
thats a big alabama black snake kidd!
by jack September 23, 2004
 
4.
1. In Southern American English, name given to the large male sex organ of the local Dixie Negroes, alluding to the mythical size & black complexion of the Dixie Negro Penis. 2. A blacksnake species in Alabama.

Also used by White Celtic Southerners to dominate Anglo-Saxon Yankee Northerners, by claiming that the Dixie Penis is bigger than the Yankee Penis, due to supposed Negro-Congoid admixture: 'He was a southerner & I was not, & he did not like this news of Yankee privilege. Also, he was certain I considered him racist, because that's what he believed all New Yorkers thought about all North Carolinans. He wanted me to know that as a southern white man, he was blacker than me. "I got an Alabama blacksnake in my pants," he said. He was not just black, he was a black man. "Brother, you're nothing but a white boy." "Agreed," I said, hoping to calm him down. But he could not be soothed.' ('The Family: power, politics & fundamentalism's shadow elite,' by Jeff Sharlet, Queensland: Univ. of Queensland Press, 2008, p.41)

Likewise, in that other large-scale meeting-ground of Caucasoid & Negroid races, the Indian Peninsula, the resemblance of the famed Negro-Dravidian penis to regional black snake species in terms of size & colour is used by the fair Indo-Aryans to coin euphemisms for the Dravidian Penis, such as Malabar Black Snake, Kerala King Cobra, South Indian King Cobra, Lanka Black Snake & Telingana Black Snake.
1. "Since Atlanta is not that far from Alabama, I had heard all kinds of rumors about 'Alabama Black Snake.'" (Head Bangers: An APF Sexcapade, by Zane, New York: Simon & Schuster, 2009, p.7)
2. "A motor-scooter, driven by a young ARVN soldier with a pretty teenage Vietnamese hooker sitting behind him, pulls up in front of the Lusthog Squad. The girl gets off slowly, swinging her hips as she walks. ... The girl stands facing them, hands on hips.
Pimp: Do you want number one fuckee? ... Suckee, fuckee, smoke cigarette in the pussy ... (Laughter.) Come on. She love you good. Boom-boom long time. Ten dolla. ... (Eightball, a black grunt, walks up to the girl.)
8ball: Let's get mounted. (Hooker, Pimp argue ... in Vietnamese) Something wrong there, chief?
Pimp: She says, uh, no boom-boom with soul brotha.
8ball: Hey, what the mother fuck?
Pimp: She say soul brotha too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
8ball: Hey, what is this, man?
Cowboy: I think what he's trying to tell you is that you black boys pack too much meat. (Laughter...)
8ball: Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Now what we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent... (takes out his dick) . . specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn boo-coo. (The girl looks at it. Hoots & catcalls.)
Hooker: Okay. Okay. Emjee.
More hoots ... 8ball starts to lead her away." (Full Metal Jacket, 1987 Movie, imsdb.com/scripts/Full-Metal-Jacket.html)
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza November 24, 2010
 
5.
refers to a penis, roughly 9.5 inches in length.
all hail the alabama black snake
by fake tucker February 12, 2004
 
6.
A black mans penis when he is drunk.
one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"
by pooperpoo July 15, 2006
 
7.
what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.
quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.
by steele, john steele April 19, 2004