a black mans wang that has a mind of its own, and can open doors and be used as an alarm clock to wake people up.
Nigels Alabama Black Snake came into my room this morning and told me that it was time to get my ass up.
A giant black dick that is the size of a small child. A very talented, intellegent, powerful cock.
After the Alabama Black Snake woke me up, he poured me a cup of coffee.
giant african americans dick,black guys wang
thats a big alabama black snake kidd!
1. In Southern American English
, name given to the large male sex organ of the local Dixie Negroes
, alluding to the mythical size & black complexion of the Dixie Negro Penis
. 2. A blacksnake
species in Alabama.
Also used by White Celtic
Southerners to dominate Anglo-Saxon Yankee
Northerners, by claiming that the Dixie Penis
is bigger than the Yankee Penis
, due to supposed Negro-Congoid admixture: 'He was a southerner & I was not, & he did not like this news of Yankee privilege. Also, he was certain I considered him racist, because that's what he believed all New Yorkers thought about all North Carolinans. He wanted me to know that as a southern white man, he was blacker than me. "I got an Alabama blacksnake in my pants," he said. He was not just black, he was a black man. "Brother, you're nothing but a white boy." "Agreed," I said, hoping to calm him down. But he could not be soothed.' ('The Family: power, politics & fundamentalism's shadow elite,' by Jeff Sharlet, Queensland
refers to a penis, roughly 9.5 inches in length.
all hail the alabama black snake
A black mans penis when he is drunk.
one time at bar rush this drunk black guy was running around asking people if they wanted to see an "alabama blacksnake"
what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.
quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.