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The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.
John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?

Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010
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