|1.||Al-Kaebla Elf Flu|
As Reported by CDC on May 1, 2009:
The ongoing outbreak of novel influenza H0N0, a.k.a. Al-Kaebla Elf Flu, continues to expand in the United States. CDC expects that more cases, more hospitalizations and more deaths from this outbreak will occur over the coming days and weeks.
CDC continues to take aggressive action to respond to the expanding outbreak. CDC’s response goals are to reduce spread and illness severity, and provide information to help health care providers, public health officials and the public address the challenges posed by this emergency.
Despite no confirmed contaminated Al-Keebler Elves, the CDC continues to believe this highly infectious flu passing from person to person came from Keebler Elf waste involved in a concentration facility in La Gloria, Mexico.
ERNIE KEEBLER: On behalf of all my fellow Al-Keebler Elves everywhere, I am completely disgusted by the CDC and WHO’s unconditional blame of the latest Rockefeller Military Medical Industrial Complex laboratory created flu on us - calling it the Al-Kaebla Elf Flu. None of us are sick. None of us are infected. This is just another case made by the Military Industrial Complex to rock our trees with bombs and sell cancer causing vaccines to the blisstard Americans. Fear the shots, not make believe elf flu. We are just happy tree dwellers - leave us be!
“I feel great. But I had a headache and a sore throat and a fever for a while. I had to lay down in bed.” - Edgar Hernández, five-year-old boy, answering Reporter Ruth Maclean questions on April 29, 2009 and seemingly unaware that the swine flu he contracted a few weeks ago — the first known case — has almost brought his country to a standstill and put the rest of the world on alert
“The US should prepare for a new flu pandemic -- even if this one 'fizzles out.” - Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Janet Napolitano, Reuters, April 26, 2009
“If you continue to allow these contaminated (polio) vaccines to go out, I guarantee you that over the next 20 years you will have epidemics of cancer unlike the world has ever seen.” - Bernice Eddy’s testimony to the U.S. Congress, 1972.
“They’re taking us out and we don’t even know it. Isn't that neat? Think about it. What did they tell those millions of people they marshaled into the (Nazi) gas chambers? ... And they went... they went without rioting, without putting up a fuss... they told them it was for public health. This is for your own health. This is for, ‘disinfection.’ What are they telling us today? ... ‘Vaccines are safe and effective’. Never a greater lie in history has been told. Over 800 thousand vaccine induced injuries, ongoing, this year, today, now, in the United States. Just from vaccines and vaccine contamination. Have you heard anything about that? Literally, we have an ongoing holocaust of vaccine induced injuries and the public is completely unaware.” - Dr. Leonard Horowitz, 1997
“Today’s physician’s offices and public health settings are like the concentration camps of yester-year. And today’s vaccines are like the gas.” - Dr. Leonard Horowitz, 1997