Al Gebra is a terrorist movement which has reportedly infiltrated American schools. It began at the undergraduate level and has spread to secondary schools, according to US Attorney General John Ashcroft. Favored targets are said to include homomorphics and people living in polynomial relationships. Academics dismiss the Ashcroft's accusations as pandering to the lowest common denominator of anti-Arab prejudice. They are known to go by such names as "Mathematical Equations" and "Algebra".
Sources reveal that al-Gebra uses use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', and the CIA has determined they belong to an axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. Field agents are evaluating rumored links with ring-leaders in the French defunctional Axiom Directe group.
Me: Algebra=Al-Gebra, a terrorist group.
Organization dedicated to the teaching of math to students all over the world.
The man was arrested and questioned because he was a suspected member of Al-gebra.