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Al
Short for alcohol. Also has a connotation of referring to someone.
Everything was fine until Al decided to show up. After that, the whole night was a blur.
by Nathalie D December 01, 2007
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1.
Al
A very composed man when needed to be. Hysterically funny. Very sexy with a cock ranging anywhere from average to huge. Italian or greek in hertiage, Italians pack more heat downstairs but the greeks are not too far behind. Gets the ladies whenever needed but is a sweet kind hearted soul who has a crazy side underneath it all.
Guy 1: Who is Al?

Girl 1: The most fucking bad ass sexy man ever......fact.
by Brohan Sebastian Boch December 12, 2010
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Al
What you can call Paul Simon.
"If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al"

- "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon
by King Cacciatore January 02, 2010
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al
Arabic - "the"

If u were wonderin, that's why so many Arab names of objects and organizations start with Al-this, Al-that. Like how many things of ours are called "The (whatever)"
Al Qaeda = The Base

Al Sadr = The breast

Al Jazeera = The island
by Dirge September 10, 2004
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AL
abbrev. for ass licker. generally directed toward co-workers who have tendency to tell the boss what he wants to hear.
you know adam right?
yeah.
he's being a huge AL right now.
by Vinnnn December 08, 2006
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Al
A real bastard.
Oh my god he's a real Al him!
by buttersloaf1878 July 10, 2008
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Ass Leak. A cousin of the fart, this is a condition that occurs when your butt slowly leaks a continuous stream of gas.
Damn, Nick killed the cow!
I can't help it, I have A.L.
by JD McFlip April 03, 2005
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