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4.
A morbidly obese, african american watherman/journalist known for his affinity for fried chicken, watermelon, and kool-aid.
Al Roker is a strong advocate of the partaking of his mother's hot poon, as he elucidated on the Food Network.
by Davester 6675 June 16, 2006
 
1.
When you are getting a blow job and you are about to cum on his/her face, and then you interview him/her with your dick, asking "How's the weather down there?"
"Hi I'm Al Roker, reporting from the field. How's the weather down there?"

"Sweaty, with a chance of precipitation, in the form of hot sticky cum. Back to you, Al."
by Newscastrate March 10, 2009
 
2.
Verb, meaning to unintentionally and unexpectedly shit your pants. Also known as gambling and losing. See also, shart. May result in going commando at the white house.
I had the flu and I totally al rokered myself three times, dude.
by Jackass36 February 03, 2013
 
3.
The black member of the al-Queda that is usually the prankster of the group.
Tortured Man writing in journal: "While the towelheads made threats to my life and family, the al-Roker sat there and made degrading and humorous comments about the size of my dick."
by Mepman February 17, 2012