Despite Airwolf being a superweapon with super-missiles coming from a little launcher in the bottom, it was maintained solely by some guy who looked like Earnest Borgnine and piloted by a man with the questionably masculine name of Stringfellow Hawk.
There was also another dude who blacked out half of his eyeglasses called Archangel. He was cool, because he didn't need depth perception to kick ass.
Doo-be-de-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo da-da-da-doo doo-be-dee-doo-doo-da-da-da-dee doo doo doo...
Da da da DAH! DAH DAH DUH DAH! DAH DAH DUH DAH DAH-DEE-DAH, DAH-DEE-DAH DOO-DAH!
James Brown's music is airwolf.
Sex so good it makes your spine ache and your knees buckle, that's airwolf.
But nothing is more airwolf than airwolf.