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A huge heavy metal penis with wings that somehow manages to suspend itself in the air for large quantities of time, and within its airtight, claustrophobic confines, holds many people who are likely to vomit, drool as they sleep on you shoulder, and talk excessively until you have an overwhelming desire to commit suiside. "Hey joe how was your trip?"
"Well, on the airplane, the guy in front of me blew chunks all over his laptop, the fat sweaty guy next to me fell asleep on my lap and kept trying to steal my peanuts, and the woman behind me was relating every second of her boring-ass company birthday party from the moment she turned off her alarm clock to the second she washed the triple chocolate cake from her fat ass when she got home." "... so a pretty average normal trip then, huh?" "Yea, pretty much." |
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A cinematic masterpiece; the epitome of comedy. A legendary comedy movie. -Surely you can't be serious
-I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley. |
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When the guy cums in the girl's ass (/cockpit) and then she shoots it out in a spray of diarrhea-ejaculate mixture. Last week I was home for Thanksgiving and my brother kept giving me the airplane to me! Ugh It Sucked And Was So Uncomfortable . Smh . !
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A device that is heavier than air, with wings that are fixed in place, and can fly. Usually accompanied by at least one pilot.
Airplanes are great fun to fly, and like any tool can be used for good or evil. "Look at that airplane flying up there!"
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airplane is a hilarious movie that cannot be taken seriously. Its a classic movie even though its children offspring (airplane 2 and 3) were failures. if you haven't seen this movie... WATCH IT!!! line from the movie airplane:
DOCTOR: what did the passengers eat for dinner? ATTENDANT: Well they had a choice, either steak or fish. DOCTOR: Oh yes now I remember I had lasagna. |
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A vehicle that is better than a woman in every way possible.
It also goes fast and is the safest vehicle statistically. I had to choose between the wife and an airplane I found the airplane to be cheaper.
I'm glad I have an airplane it never complains like the girlfriend. |
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Describes the status of the tyres on your vehicle when really worn down and have no grip left on them. Jill: My car seems to handle like shit when the roads are wet.
Jack: Thats cos you have been using airplane tyres on your car for 8 years; they have air on the inside and are plain on the outside. |
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Also referred to as "The Airplane" While playing Foosball and one side gets shut out, the losing side must: 1. spread their arms to their side. 2. yell "airplane" while running around the entire room. Nate and Kevin had to do the airplane twice last night.
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