A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.
At her fourth grade graduation
, Gabby was overcome
by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge
, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.
Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air
Humper in public.
Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!